An MMORPG Ate My Baby – Issue 91


This Issue of Red Six to Golden Corral takes a look at the seedy dragon underbelly of online video gaming. This week the boys reveal truths about Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games that the streetwise call, MMORPG. They recount their own addicted histories experimenting with this divisive gaming drug.  Red Six has been informed by their legal staff that it is imperative they caution any listeners who have played MMORPG in the past that this Issue might cause nostalgia filled flashbacks to all the good times they had having fun and making friends online while traversing “fantasy landscapes”. Pulling back the curtain with hard hitting pseudo-investigative quasi-journalism, the crew discusses some of the fears of playing games like World of Warcraft (Street name: WoW) as well as Final Fantasy XI and Final Fantasy XIV.  After listening to this podcast, you find yourself wanting to roam a digital desert in search of some beefy cactaur to milk because a Quest Giver asked you to, don’t blame us. You have been warned.


A Call to Arms

A Call to Arms” is a song included on the World of Warcraft Soundtrack. The music made its debut in the cinematic trailer for Warcraft III (composed of various Warcraft III cinematic clips) and was first made available as a standalone MP3 from the official Warcraft III game site. The lyrics were written in “rough Latin”, in that they are just Latin words strung together without forming any coherent sentences, but are intended to convey ideas and sounds rather than tell a narrative.


Latin lyrics
English translation
Praelium FacioAnimus
Gradior Quo
ProdoIn Excelsis
InvadoriaDesideratus Fatum
Desideratus Bellum
Join battleCourage
By marching to death
Bring forthIn the highest
Fight to the finish
Against enemies
InvadeWelcome fate
Welcome war

Take One Improv And Call Me In The Morning – Issue 90


This week the crew of Red Six to Golden Corral is joined by Cory J Phillips and Aaron Michael from Take One Improv to discuss the finer points of improv comedy and being exceptionally photogenic. Take One performs at conventions and various events around the U.S. entertaining audiences with hilarious improvised games and dangerous amounts of audience participation. Having honed their craft for years the troupe skillfully delivers a memorable and raucous performance every show. Though actors through and through, Cory and Aaron are also connoisseurs of many geekdoms.  This becomes especially apparent when the Super Nintendo Classic (SNES Classic) becomes a topic of conversation as the boys look forward to the September release. Fallout, Star Fox, and good times in this Issue 90 of Red Six!


Cory Phillips

Aaron Michael



Ain’t That a Kick in the Head? (Metal Cover by DusK feat. J. Lawrence Kenny)

Published on Feb 11, 2012

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SoonerCon 2017: Four Panels And One Is A Lie — Issue 89


This week the crew of Red Six to Golden Corral is joined by one of their favorite returning guest, Jeff Provine. Author of multiple books including most recently 31 Ghost Stories and Hellfire as well as being the ghoulish soul behind the Oklahoma City Ghost Tour. This week Jeff joins us as we take a look back at some of the panels we spoke at for SoonerCon 2017. The boys discuss the fears of minds lost to madness and the ethics of A.I. in this thought provoking Issue! But that’s not all! We have porn star lookalikes, Caesar haircuts and a beguiling recommendation for Beguiled! Plus the season finale of the Movie Game that puts the entire season in jeopardy! It’s some of the best bits of Soonercon bottled for your mass consumption!

That dashing Jeff Provine!

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Tom Wilson: Bigger Than You 2009 (The Questions Song)

Tom Wilson – Biffs Question Song

This live concert by stand-up comedian Tom Wilson (Biff Tannen from Back To The Future) offers witty, family friendly commentary and humorous musical performances.

The Dark Side of Red Six: Hella Savings

After spending nearly a decade dwelling in the same cramp apartment, Heather and I recently bought a house.  Overall it has been an odd experience in “adulting” for me. In the apartment there was a carefree attitude towards appliances, roofs, lawns and plumbing. Now when walking up to the front door I find myself side eyeing the lawn and whispering a silent prayer of thanks to Crom for the neighbors whose landscaping is haphazard and overgrown. I fear my next door neighbors finding out how very little I know of mulch or what constitutes as a weed. Then once inside, my nerves twist during high winds (which we have often in Oklahoma) or whenever the toilet is flushed, fully convinced that costly repairs might be needed at any moment. I am happy for the change, but long for the days of stress free apartment living.

Buying appliances is one more area that has given me all the anxious “feels”. I love getting those “out of box deals” major retail stores offer but then I always worry that there is something seriously wrong hidden, just waiting to reveal itself days after the store’s warranty expires. I have tried more than once to cozy up to the sales person with a bump of my elbow and say “Between you and me, what’s wrong with it? I’ll still buy it but ya know.. whats the mark down in price really for?”.

This ploy absolutely never works. Not once. It actually has the opposite effect, much like a fish asking “Ok.. the worm you have on the line looks tasty.. and I’m gonna bite.. but.. is there a hook in it? Be honest.” to which the fisherman answers with a wolf’s smile “No, Mr. Fish. Nothing in that worm but more worms, even tastier worms.”.
Buying discounted appliances just smacks of modern consumer Lovecraft to me and nothing made me happier than seeing a refrigerator fit for C’thulu.

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Red Six & The Gutter: The Good, The Bad, And The E3 – Issue 88


This week the crew of Red Six is joined by Stevo, host of the GutterNerds podcast, to chat about E3 2017.  Covering the highs and lows, the boys take a look at the presentations put on by some of the juggernauts in the video game industry. In a moment of pure elation the gang single handedly discover how to fix E3 for years to come! It’s E3 2017 brought to you in a way you did not know you have been thirsting for!


Gutter Nerds

Stevo at AKON

Awesome time getting to hangout with Stevo during Purge Night 2017!



Big thanks again to our video game Sherpa, Stevo for guiding us to the mountain top of the Electronic Entertainment Expo! Be sure to see Stevo and the rest of his motley crew streaming live on Twitch every Monday at 9CST!


Stevo – Gutter Nerds


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PALR – Electronic Videogame Medley

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Red Six Adventure: A-Kon 2017 – Issue 87


It’s an action packed adventure in this fully loaded Issue of Red Six to Golden Corral.  The crew is back from Fort Worth, Texas where they conquered A-Kon 2017. Anime, cosplay, Visual Kei, Elijah Bae, Gutternerds are cray, and a river of whiskey made for one of the most memorable Con experiences the boys and gals. Hear heroic tales of Pentagon Japan and the dastardly deeds of BBQ. Throw your wedding rings in the dumpster because it’s time we make this official in this fun romp from A-Kon 2017!

The Crew

This amazing Lucio!


A Wild Stevo Appears!

Much love and a big thanks to all the staff and attendees that made this year’s convention such an awesome time!

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Pentagon ペンタゴン – WELCOME TO GHOST HOTEL PV – Sub e

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Pentagon is a Japanese visual kei rock band formed in 2014. Members Chizuru and Minpha started the limited time band ‘Call Me …’ as a two-member unit, with Taku on guitar and Atsuki on drums. Wikipedia

The Dark Side of Red Six: Perils of The Podcast

As you wish, it’s time for another Dark Side of Red Six webcomic. This week we join the dashing couple from The Princess Bride as they take a wrong turn from the Fire Swamp and descend into the Perils of the Red Six Podcast. I am in love with Mathew’s take on Wesley and Buttercup stumbling upon a Raptor sex party. The especially naughty pair in the background get me every time!

Raptor Sex Parties are back, y’all!

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Red Six Draft: Alien Edition – Issue 86


This week the crew of Red Six brings an out of this world edition of the classic draft, and that can mean only one thing, aliens. Anything goes in this abduction inducing extraterrestrial filled Issue. Crossing the stars and all of science fiction, the draft brings back some old favorites and some unexpected twists when the boys try to out do the other in the most alien rule bending ways possible. Strong choices and poor choices come fast and furious when bragging rights are on the line. Watch the skies and slap “Mars Attacks!” into your bluray player because shit is about to get “ACK! ACK!”.


Looks suspiciously like a member of Red Six…



On my planet this symbol stands for “Get Rekt Nerds”

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The Misfits – I Turned Into a Martian – YouTube
Well, I turned into a Martian
Whoa oh oh
I can’t even recall my name
Whoa oh oh … More

Red Six Gets Schwifty – Issue 85


The week the crew of Red Six discusses Adult Swim’s Rick and Morty. The dark comedy from Dan Harmon (creator of Community, Harmon Quest, and the podcast Harmon Town) that follows the adventures of Morty and his scientist grandfather Rick as they travel across space and dimensions. Delving the emotional highs and lows of life while dealing with eldritch science fiction and horror. The boys focus in on the anti-April Fools release of the first episode of season 3 and discuss predictions and hopes for the upcoming season. Much like the show, this Issue of Red Six crosses all tangents in it’s pursuit to discuss this much loved show.

Show us what you got!

Rick and Morty

Rick and Morty

Evil Morty ain’t having that Schwifty Shit.


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Goodbye Moonmen Music Video (Complete) feat. Fart and Morty

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The Dark Side of Red Six: Heaven

Apologies up front for the comic coming out late this week! It will never happen again. OK. That is undoubtedly a lie, but I hope to at least make any tardiness in the future a very rare occurrence.

My personal version of heaven would be playing a game of whack-a-mole on the heads of ‘Grammar Nazi’. That might seem very aggressive but I am just being honest. Now, it’s possible I have a particularly large chip on my shoulder from all the times Caleb has corrected my poor grammar of “me and Person” to the proper “Person and I”. An endless tug of war between my poor grammar and his joy in correcting it and I really do not know who will break first. Will I improve my poor grammar or will Caleb tire of correcting it. I know the answer, and thus this comic was born.

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