Where have all the cheat codes gone~~

Hello Wanderer!

 

Earlier this week, from the comfort of the couch, my wife proclaimed that I was a cheater. Not that I was participating in any form of marital infidelity but rather that since I was using a Final Fantasy 6 “walk through”, I was in fact, cheating. Lightning quick I came to the defense of my bruised ego and tried to justify my actions by claiming that I only used the performance enhancing game-faq to help plan my course in the game. This tool, I explained, wasn’t being used to make the game easier but rather just to help minimize time spent needlessly exploring parts of the map trying to find where the story continued next.

I am a goddamn liar.

I have used the Game-Faq to tell me where the secret rooms are, how to prepare for the harder dungeons and much more.

I have a history of cheating at video games.

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Somewhere a Bridge is Missing its Troll – Issue 16

Troll Troll Troll:

In this episode the cast talks with guest Chris Valencia, about previous mistakes.
That is pretty much it, because we actually had more than one mistake. Like even more than three or four. No, seriously we have quite a few. Like it is kinda a long episode… about mistakes… our mistakes.

Troll

Yes I am reusing this image, suck it!

Troll

Troll

That is also is the same time Uncle Ben died you sack!

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Guest:

Chris Valencia: @SlightlyOCV

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Tales From The Sarlacc Strike Back!

Hello Friend,

The first month of 2016 is almost over and I have been completely shit about my New Year’s resolution to write more blogs.  Though I have procrastinated through the first few weeks, it is my endeavor to write a blog post every Sunday. I make the declaration and hope you will hold me to it as procrastination is with out a doubt my strongest talent behind eating bagel bites, which I happily do at a meta-human level.

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Tell me wha-whats final fan-ta-ta-sey? – Issue 15.5

Classic Final Fantasy (1-7) Extra:

In this episode the cast talks even more Classic Final Fantasy games I – VII.

Classic Final Fantasy

Classic Final Fantasy

Because sometimes you need to suplex a train!

Classic Final Fantasy

Those graphics were so lifelike

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Outro :

ReMix: Final Fantasy V ‘ROBOVoice’

Joe Redifer covers almost every aspect of Final Fantasy fandom, including even the (some might say) excessive ReMixing of its music in this hilarious Robovoice ReMix. Based off the Chocobo theme, it is 100% guaranteed to crack you up if you are at all familiar with anyone who fits the description of the track’s electro-fanboy singer


Did I just Meteo in my pants? – Issue 15

Classic Final Fantasy (1-7):

In this episode the cast talks about Classic Final Fantasy games I – VII.
They also talk about their Vermintide experience on Jon Hammack’s stream.

Classic Final Fantasy

Gotta name ’em all!

Classic Final Fantasy

Fancy pants Meteo

Classic Final Fantasy

Listen to find out…

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Outro :

♪ Diggy Diggy Hole

Animation by Ciaran: http://www.youtube.com/user/Ceeraanoo
Storyboards and art direction by Adam Davis: https://twitter.com/adamladavis
Music production by Sparkles*: http://sparkl.es
Backing vocals and lots of other work by The Yogscast!



Does this resolution make me look fat? – Issue 14

New Years Resolutions:

In this episode the cast talk about some new years resolutions, and what they hope for the new year.
Also listener Jenna requests that we look back at video gaming and try to realize protagonists that were maybe more antagonistic and/or vice versa.

new years resolutions

new years resolutions

new years resolutions

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Outro :

: Matt Corby – Resolution