Tales From The Sarlacc

Where have all the cheat codes gone~~

Hello Wanderer!   Earlier this week, from the comfort of the couch, my wife proclaimed that I was a cheater. Not that I was participating in any form of marital infidelity but rather that since I was using a Final Fantasy 6 "walk through", I was in fact, cheating. Lightning quick I came to the defense of my bruised ego and tried to justify my actions by claiming that I only used the performance enhancing game-faq to help plan my course in the game. This tool, I explained, wasn't being used to make the game easier but rather just to help minimize time spent needlessly exploring parts of the map trying to find where the story continued next. I am a goddamn liar. I have used the Game-Faq to tell me where the secret rooms are, how to prepare for the harder dungeons and much more. I have a history of cheating at video games. (more…)

By Nick Johnson, ago
Tales From The Sarlacc

Tales From The Sarlacc Strike Back!

Hello Friend, The first month of 2016 is almost over and I have been completely shit about my New Year's resolution to write more blogs.  Though I have procrastinated through the first few weeks, it is my endeavor to write a blog post every Sunday. I make the declaration and hope you will hold me to it as procrastination is with out a doubt my strongest talent behind eating bagel bites, which I happily do at a meta-human level. (more…)

By Nick Johnson, ago