The Soundtracks that Fail to Score – Issue 117

THE SOUNDTRACKS THAT FAIL TO SCORE

This week the boys of Red Six are moved by the music when Alexandra Bohannon joins the cast to discuss movie scores.  Alexandra carries a special fondness for music used in unison with film or video games to elevate the medium.  Alex brings this passion for music to bear with Sound Trek, a score analysis segment on the Cinematic Schematic Podcast. This week the gang was not tasked with discussing the the best scores of cinema history but challenged to find the worst soundtracks of all time.  It is a Titanic mess of music that will give you disco scurvy AND leave you buggin’. Do not miss it! Also this week’s Issue introduces a new game of New Year’s Resolution riddles that will frustrate any Hobbit or Gollum. This week’s Issue has it all. Laughs, tears, trolls, anger, and awkward 90s rap. You can’t lose!



Alexandra Bohannon

A special thanks to Alex for coming out and recording with us. We promise next time it will be a less cringe inducing topic. You can hear Alexandra discuss scores that are worth your listen on Sound Trek, part of the Cinematic Schematic podcast.

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Carry On Wayward Slam

Published on Apr 24, 2013

Slam Bam
Thank you ma’am

Do Sexbots Dream of Wetting Sheets – Issue 116

DO SEXBOTS DREAM OF WETTING SHEETS

This week the boys from Red Six take on a variety of topics in a Issue fit for a comedy entertainment battle royal. From the 7th Hell of customer service to the heroic heights of the Hearthstone World Championship. Black Clover, Aliens, Alexa, Wet Dogs, and David Harbor are all on the docket for this bed wetting packed Issue from Red Six to Golden Corral!


Epic Heroes and Epicer Sex Bots – Issue 115

EPIC HEROES AND EPICER SEX BOTS

This week the boys from Red Six to Golden Corral honor the heroes and events in mmorpgs that will live forever etched in the annals of gamer history.  From boisterous Leeroy Jenkins to clandestine assassinations of Eve Online.  From Vader visiting the 203rd to the opening of the gates of Ahn’Qiraj. The famous and the infamous all covered in this packed Issue of Red Six. Though that is just a part of the fun as the boys take a look at the news coming from the ever awkward world of sex robots! Plus a nail biting movie game featuring the works of James Earl Jones.


Leeroy Jenkins

Moar Dots

WoW Funeral Crashers

 

 

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2017: A Road To Spacejam – Issue 114

2017: A ROAD TO SPACEJAM

The new year is upon us and the boys from Red Six have emerged from their fallout shelter to face the aftermath from 2017. Having sacrificed their movie going experiences upon the altar of 2017’s scifi and superhero films, the boys are in desperate need of a refresher on the good films they missed. Through dark demonic arts and social media the boys contacted film critic Louis Fowler to help them with the task.  Is Louis up to the challenge of helping our dear sweet idiots find more to watch at the cinema than expectation subverting Jedi and hammer wielding Asgardians?! Find out is this hilariously dark humored issue of Red Six to Golden Corral!

Not Louis.

Special thanks to Louis Fowler for coming out to the woods with us to record a podcast and share his love for movies with us. Wanting to know more about one of Louis’ movie picks?  All the movies Louis spoke about on this podcast are also featured in his article, ‘Louis Fowler’s Top Films of 2017’, written for Red Dirt Report.

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Quad City DJ’s – Space Jam


There Goes Coruscant, Go Go Godzilla – Issue 113

THERE GOES CORUSCANT, GO GO GODZILLA

This week the boys from Red Six are back to talk about the King of Monsters, Godzilla. Run for your lives as the gang discusses their first encounters with the terror of Tokyo! Straight from Monster Island, a review of the first two films in the franchise. Comparing both the original Japanese Gojira (’54) and the American version, Godzilla King of the Monsters (’55) to discover the many variations between the films. From reworked plot and dialogue to the addition of completely new characters the variation between movies is substantial! Grab your oxygen destroyers and get ready for a city wide smash of a good podcast!

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Blue Oyster Cult – Godzilla

Lyrics
History shows again and again
How nature points out the folly of man
Godzilla!… More
Released1977
GenreRock

The Last Jedi And A Pocket Porg – Issue 112

THE LAST JEDI AND A POCKET PORG

This week the crew of Red Six to Golden Corral reconnect with their first love, Star Wars. It’s been years since they have returned to the galaxy, will their love be as strong as it was for Force Awakens or will The Last Jedi leave them like Owen and Beru, burned and withered husks? The boys have a variety of feelings and thoughts about Star Wars: Episove VIII but you’ll have to listen to find out who treads the path of light or dark. All that and Porg fleshlights on another rumpus talk of Oklahoma’s #2 Star Wars podcast named Red Six to Golden Corral.  Also be sure to listen for a special Holiday Season’s Finale to the Movie Game, Caleb’s high-born Christmas party, and Nick beginning his annual dark crusade against Christmas!

 

 

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“HOSTILES ON THE HILL” — A Bad Lip Reading of The Empire Strikes Back

An extended version of Luke’s snowspeeder rap, originally seen here: https://youtu.be/UkiI2vM2lfA
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Louis Fowler and the Chamber of Nazi Gold – Issue 111

LOUIS FOWLER AND THE CHAMBER OF NAZI GOLD

This week the crew of Red Six to Golden Corral is joined by writer, radio host, activist, comedian and friend Louis Fowler.  It’s a spinning tea cups ride as the gang whirls around a myriad of different topics from writing movie reviews to Snape’s hidden cache of Nazi gold. A conversation that explores honest moments of self realization and offensively dark humor that will leave you laughing the whole time.  Louis Fowler has written regularly for over 100 different magazine and newspapers over the past two decades, as well as having been the host of the award-winning DAMAGED Hearing radio show in Fort Collins, Colorado.

Not Louis.

Hideo Kojima’s new trailer for Death Stranding has fans cheering.  For what we are not entirely sure.  It is nice to finally see babies getting work in action horror video games though.

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Adam Stag Party – Record 9 – Sin Along With Us – Wild Party Record – Winnipeg Whore

Adam Stag Party – Record 9 – Sin Along With Us – Wild Party Record – Winnipeg Whore

Star Trek And Back Again: A Michael Cross Story – Issue 110

STAR TREK AND BACK AGAIN: A MICHAEL CROSS STORY

This week the crew of Red Six to Golden Corral is joined by the lovable Michael Cross from the Okie Geek Podcast. It’s phasers set on nerd awesomeness as the gang goes into a Star Trek deep dive!  Michael brings his love of Trek as the boys talk their favorite moments, history, and captains from one of the great pillars of Science Fiction.

Star Trek

Star Trek

 

Guests:

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Data & Picard | Pogo


The Last Jedi: A Boy And His Pear – Issue 109

THE LAST JEDI: A BOY AND HIS PEAR

This week the boys from Red Six to Golden Corral look forward to next month’s release of Star Wars: The Last Jedi.  As the excitement for the film’s release date becomes wild, so do the theories and speculations surrounding the story to be told in Jedi.  The gang takes a moment to discuss some of the plausible and outlandish theories they could find on the internet. From Rey and Ren being twins separated at birth to Snoke’s hidden reveal as the mutilated pear from Attack of the Clones.  Also in this jam packed issue are excited twists to EA’s Star Wars Battlefront 2 microtransaction debacle! Did Red Six have a part to play in EA’s latest decision?!  No, of course not.  Will we lie and said we did? Yes, we will!  Don’t miss an exciting Willie Winnipeg Finale with a twist ending so shocking that you will know this is hyperbole!

Also be sure to check out this Issue to hear the winner announced for Red Six’s Thanks-For-Listneing-Giveaway Contest! Your name could have been chosen to win a SNES Classic just in time for the holidays!

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Ben’s musical lecture on the perils of love…
WATCH THE OTHERS!
“STAR WARS: A Bad Lip Reading” http://bit.ly/1QNXdoj
“THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: A Bad Lip Reading” http://bit.ly/1O7C9E4
“RETURN OF THE JEDI: A Bad Lip Reading” http://bit.ly/1NylqKI

OST Me In The Soundtrack – Issue 108

OST ME IN THE SOUNDTRACK

This week the crew of Red Six reveal the movie soundtracks that shaped their young adult lives.  From the Seattle fueled songs of the Singles soundtrack to the nostalgia inducing Fright Night OST.  Corporate curated compilations for cash to the Director inspired mix tapes that drove the back bones of the film, the movie soundtracks creates all kinds but for good or not they were bought en masse by the boys from Red Six.  Join us as we go over a few and see if any of your favorite movie soundtracks make the cut!

 

Also we are continuing our run of t-shirts!  A new shirt design with a spin on the classic Red Six logo that looks pretty dashing in blue!  Thanks to Teespring we have setup up all proceeds to go directly to the Extra Life charity.

A little about the Extra Life Charity
Extra Life unites thousands of gamers around the world to play games in support of their local Children’s Miracle Network Hospital. Since its inception in 2008, Extra Life has raised more than $30 million for sick and injured kids. Sign up today and dedicate a day of play for kids in your community!

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Chris Cornell – “Seasons”