An MMORPG Ate My Baby – Issue 91

AN MMORPG ATE MY BABY

This Issue of Red Six to Golden Corral takes a look at the seedy dragon underbelly of online video gaming. This week the boys reveal truths about Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games that the streetwise call, MMORPG. They recount their own addicted histories experimenting with this divisive gaming drug.  Red Six has been informed by their legal staff that it is imperative they caution any listeners who have played MMORPG in the past that this Issue might cause nostalgia filled flashbacks to all the good times they had having fun and making friends online while traversing “fantasy landscapes”. Pulling back the curtain with hard hitting pseudo-investigative quasi-journalism, the crew discusses some of the fears of playing games like World of Warcraft (Street name: WoW) as well as Final Fantasy XI and Final Fantasy XIV.  After listening to this podcast, you find yourself wanting to roam a digital desert in search of some beefy cactaur to milk because a Quest Giver asked you to, don’t blame us. You have been warned.

Outro

A Call to Arms

A Call to Arms” is a song included on the World of Warcraft Soundtrack. The music made its debut in the cinematic trailer for Warcraft III (composed of various Warcraft III cinematic clips) and was first made available as a standalone MP3 from the official Warcraft III game site. The lyrics were written in “rough Latin”, in that they are just Latin words strung together without forming any coherent sentences, but are intended to convey ideas and sounds rather than tell a narrative.

Lyrics

Latin lyrics
English translation
Gloria
Honorfice
Praelium FacioAnimus
Gradior Quo
ProdoIn Excelsis
Precedo
Bellator
Decerte
Adversa
Incurro
InvadoriaDesideratus Fatum
Desideratus Bellum
Glory
Honorably
Join battleCourage
By marching to death
Bring forthIn the highest
Excellence
Warrior
Fight to the finish
Against enemies
Attack
InvadeWelcome fate
Welcome war

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